POLITICAL SLOGANS AND CHANTS

Use these on protest signs and bumper stickers:

Peace:

Destroy violence!

1 superpower is 2 many.

Throw words, not punches.

Progress:

Addicted to oil? Go cold turkey! (may depict turkey)

Politics:

"Exterminate gerrymanders to extinction!"

"Crush the horror!" -- Voltaire

America: a nation now held hostage by a small managerial elite that is isolating and repressing its people. The nations of the world must not permit the American regime to gain nucular weapons. (concept borrowed from speech by George WMD Bush, 31 January 2006)

Refudiate Sarah Palin.

Protect reproductive freedom in Virginia. Keep Cooch out of yours.

Men are from Mars.
Women are from Venus.
Jack Nicholson is from Neptune.
Queen is from Mercury.
Noah and the Whale are from Saturn.
Tori Amos is from Jupiter.
George WMD Bush is from Uranus.

Race:

Send honkies back to Europe where they came from.


These slogans are now obsolete:

Even Google defines a miserable failure as George DWI Bush.

Declare your independence from King George!

Has Curious George listened to you? (depicts monkey with headphones tied to telephone)

"Chaos would be an improvement. Let's try that." -- Letterman

Impeach President Kerry.

Impeach President Gore.


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